Monday, August 28, 2017

RAW

Raw opens with The Miztourage in the ring.

Miz barely gets one word out before he is interrupted by Kurt Angle. The GM says he knows Miz thinks the status of the IC title has diminished, but he will defend the belt at No Mercy. Miz starts talking over him about the definition of respect.

Angle books Miz to face whoever wins a Battle Royal tonight for a title shot next week, including his own miztourage.


Battle Royal

Jeff Hardy won and will face Miz NEXT week for the IC Title


Enzo Amore vs. Noam Dar

Enzo Amore won



Heyman and Lesnar make their way out after the break to address Braun Strowman
Heyman says they are there to actually sing the praises of Strowman and Heyman puts him over as the most worthy contender to the title.
Heyman plays a clip of Strowman taking out Lesnar last week. He says nobody gets to hold the title up until they manage to take it from Lesnar. Brock grabs the mic and says "Suplex city, bitch" before they walk away.


Seth Rollins vs. Cesaro

Cesaro won thanks to distraction between Sheamus and Dean fighting at ringside.

Sheamus challenged Ambrose to a match. He accepted.


Dean Ambrose vs. Sheamus

Dean Ambrose won thanks to some assist of Seth Rollins


Mickie James vs. Emma

Emma won



Kurt Angle comes out to preside over the contract signing between John Cena and Roman Reigns.

John Cena comes out
Reigns comes down and laughs at the idea of him being scared to fight Cena. He says Cena isn't as big of a deal as he thinks he is. He reminds everyone what he did to The Undertaker at WrestleMania and says he doesn't really need to fight Cena.
Cena calls Reigns a corporate-created John Cena bootleg and Roman says Cena is great at spinning the facts and says the fans don't boo him because they want him to be a heel. They boo him because he sucks. Cena says they say the same thing about Angle and he won a gold medal.
After Cena insults Reigns' ability to cut a promo, Reigns says Cena is a fake part-timer bitch He says Cena is a backstabbing shark who only shows up when WWE offers him enough money. He claims he is the one person Cena can't see and can't bury.
Cena says it took Reigns five years to cut a promo, but now he is going to teach him a lesson. He says he doesn't have a magic shovel and the fans are the ones who hold the keys to success. Cena claims he looked at winning the U.S. title as a new opportunity while Reigns saw it as a demotion.
Cena says he can do this part-time better than Reigns can full-time. Roman signs the deal before flipping over the table. Then Anderson and Gallows come out.
Angle books Cena and Reigns vs. Gallows and Anderson


John Cena and Roman Reigns vs. Anderson and Gallows

John Cena


The King interrupts Elias as he was singing and brings out Pelvis Wesley from Southpaw Regional Wrestling, which is just Heath Slater in an Elvis costume.


Pelvis dances to the ring as Elias waits. Pelvis invites Elias to dance with him but he's not
 interested. Elias drops Pelvis and goes to work on him. Elias nails the Drift Away and stands over Pelvis as his music plays.


Sasha Banks (c) vs. Alexa Bliss for the Women's Championship 
Alexa Bliss won and is the New Women's Champion 
Nia Jax comes out and celebrates with her friend. She crushes Banks in the corner before telling Alexa to hold the title up. She puts Bliss on her shoulders and walks her around, but then she drops the new champion on the mat and picks up the title. She holds the belt above her head to make it clear she wants the next title shot

RAW was INSANE Tonight! Who's ready for No Mercy?

Rating 90/90
RAW was pretty awesome. Great matches and promos that make us excited for No Mercy! That Reigns and Cena segment made me pumped for No Mercy!

RAW: Aftershow

https://youtu.be/GoA3fUY-7QQ

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